conversation while cooking at a campfire: “[name], you’re on fire.” “you’re not the first to tell me that.” “really, who else told you that?” “well, Bruce Springsteen, for one.” “umm, do you know what that song’s about?” “what? it doesn’t have any bad words in it.”
which brings me to the list of Bruce Springsteen songs that do not have bad words, technically speaking (but still should not be quoted in public by 12-year-old boys):
